Sunday, 21 November 2010

How to Woo the Ladies (Part 6)

Step 6
Pretending to be homosexual may allow you to express your more sensitive side—and will endear you to the opposite sex—but it ain’t ever gonna get you laid! When the magical moment is right (or you’ve had too much to drink) it’s time to pop the question. But be honest about your financial limitations. This will save you a lot of trouble in the future, believe me! Get a good lawyer to rig up a pre-nup in your favour.
Next: Step 7: Seal the deal.

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