Friday, 19 November 2010

How to Woo the Ladies (Part 4)

Step 4
On your first dinner date, she may bring that friend along who secretly fancies you as a chaperone. Whatever you do, do not suggest a m√©nage √† trois. This is the equivalent of "double or quits," invariably resulting in the latter. Combined with a swift kick in the knackers. Oh, and start using her name, women like that.
Next: Step 5: "I've barely had a drop, offi-slur."

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